School Councilor: How are you feeling today, Matthew? MattyB: It’s… it’s my mom. Lately she… she just been trippin’ School Councilor: Why is she tripping, Matthew? MattyB: Because. She doesn’t understand me. I’m a teenager now. Like, she’s not cool. School Councilor: Why don’t you tell me about it?
Verse 1 Man, she got my head in a spiral Cause I done made a new wave I done hit the front page and I just went viral Because my flows like tidal But I don’t think my own mama understands, legit How my beats kick, kick harder than jackie chan And my hits stay lit for my fans in japan All the way from the Chattahoochee to California sands And i flow magnificent-ly Cause i was born to the different - see I get the… world in a tizzy Got my generation with me The wiz kid’s been busy I spit till i get dizzy I try to stay focused, but I put the jokers on notice It’s me…. As you can tell on this mic I’m for real I said, “Ma, at the studio late” Her reply? No problem, but curfew at eight!”
Chorus It doesn’t matter what I do Could have the song of the year There’s one thing I always deal with It’s become crystal clear I wanna be a famous rapper but my mom doesn’t care She’ll always treat me like her baby so my life is unfair Check it out man
That’s why my life is unfair I wanna be a famous rapper but my mom doesn’t care It doesn’t matter what I do, could have the song of the year She’ll always treat me like her baby so my life is unfair
Verse 2 You know what else? man, I just got some red bottoms! (fuego!) And my momma made me mow the lawn the same day that I got ‘em How am I supposed to hit the gram and be cool When I got this big green grass stain on my shoe ma Then I got a new watch, you know the kind It don’t tick like yours, it just slide Left the jewelry store, made it home and dinner was delicious Put my plate in the sink and mama told me to do the dishes Now I’m standing at the sink tryna think Wow… if I lose a diamond I’mma freak… out Listening to music as a I scrub a dub dub Feeling like a idiot from wearing yellow rubber gloves And I finally get off all the grease I got my phone blowing up from a girl that’s a dime piece I said, “Mom, we’re just friends… I won’t kiss her” She said, “I don’t if you go but you’re taking your baby sister”
School Councilor: Would you like to know what I think, Matthew? MattyB: What’s up? School Councilor: Well, It sounds to me like you have a mother that loves you very much, and I think I know what you should do. MattyB: You do? School Councilor: Yes. Why don’t you call her and let her know that we’re wrapping up. I just got a text from her. MattyB: Are you serious? School Councilor: Well you’re going to be late to your orthodontist appointment, mister! MattyB: This is literally what I’m talk about. I’m out.